Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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