So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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