what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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