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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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