Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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