S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We need to get me chipped asap
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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