Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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