Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize