You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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