I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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