she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
