we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there was a trapeze. enough said
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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