I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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