Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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