Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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