Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
zippers are such a cool invention
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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