I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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