lets start a swedish sibling band together
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I checked into jail on foursquare
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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