Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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