I'm drive I can fine osifer
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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