She's JV to your varsity
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
