Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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