Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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