Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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