Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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