Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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