I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
how does that bad decision feel?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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