Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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