OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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