I showed him my bush... on skype.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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