When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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