he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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