just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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