Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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