his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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