I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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