he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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