okay pat passed out under dana's car
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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