At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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