Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
