just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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