are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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