I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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