Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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