I hate your face
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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