so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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