I need help removing her.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Success! We fucked roommates!
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