talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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