So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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