i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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