Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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