Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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