Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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