your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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