Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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