I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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