Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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