margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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