I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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