Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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